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30 polite ways to call someone stupid
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Old 08-16-2003, 12:09 PM
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Top 30 Polite Ways To Say 'You're Stupid!'

1. A few clowns short of a circus.

2. A few fries short of a happy meal.

3. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

4. All foam, no beer.

5. The butter has slipped off his pancake.

6. The cheese slid off his cracker.

7. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

8. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

9. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

10. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

11. As smart as bait.

12. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

13. Her sewing machine's out of thread.

14. One fruit loop shy of a full bowl.

15. Her antenna doesn't pick up all channels.

16. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

17. Proof that evolution can go in reverse.

18. Receiver is off the hook.

19. Not wired to code.

20. Skylight leaks a little.

21. She stayed on the tilt-a-whirl a bit to long.

22. Too much yardage between the goal posts.

23. Got a full 6 pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold them together.

24. A photographic memory, but the lens cover is on.

25. During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.

26. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

27. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

28. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

29. Stand close, and you can hear the ocean.

30. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled!
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Old 08-16-2003, 10:03 PM
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Default Re: 30 polite ways to call someone stupid

Now that's funny!!
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Old 08-19-2003, 03:17 AM
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Default Re: 30 polite ways to call someone stupid

Now wait one here...getting close to home for me so what you calling me!!!
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