jjskar
03-13-2002, 06:55 PM
(with a wink & a nod of the head to my favorite blonde, kirsten)
Q: why are all the dumb blonde jokes 1-liners?
A: So men can understand them.
Q: why are men like noodles?
A: they're always in hot water; they lack taste; and they always need dough.
Q: what does a man consider to be a 7-course meal?
A: a hot dog & a 6-pack.
Q: why do they need female astronauts?
A: If the crew ever gets lost in space, at least SOMEBODY will ask for directions.
Q: how do men exercise at the beach?
A: by sucking in their stomachs every time a cute girl walks by.
Q: how can you force a man to do sit-ups?
A: put the tv remote between his toes.
Q: how does a man define a 50/50 relationship?
A: she cooks/i eat; she cleans/i dirty; she irons/i wrinkle.
Q: what did God say after he created adam?
A: "i can do better than this!"
Q: why is it so much easier to psychoanalyze a man than a woman?
A: when it's time to take him back to his childhood...he's already there.
Q: what's the difference between a man & E.T.?
A: E.T. phoned home.
Q: what's a man's idea of helping you do the housework?
A: lifting his legs when you vacuum.
Q: what's the difference between government bonds & men?
A: government bonds will eventually mature.
Q: why are all the dumb blonde jokes 1-liners?
A: So men can understand them.
Q: why are men like noodles?
A: they're always in hot water; they lack taste; and they always need dough.
Q: what does a man consider to be a 7-course meal?
A: a hot dog & a 6-pack.
Q: why do they need female astronauts?
A: If the crew ever gets lost in space, at least SOMEBODY will ask for directions.
Q: how do men exercise at the beach?
A: by sucking in their stomachs every time a cute girl walks by.
Q: how can you force a man to do sit-ups?
A: put the tv remote between his toes.
Q: how does a man define a 50/50 relationship?
A: she cooks/i eat; she cleans/i dirty; she irons/i wrinkle.
Q: what did God say after he created adam?
A: "i can do better than this!"
Q: why is it so much easier to psychoanalyze a man than a woman?
A: when it's time to take him back to his childhood...he's already there.
Q: what's the difference between a man & E.T.?
A: E.T. phoned home.
Q: what's a man's idea of helping you do the housework?
A: lifting his legs when you vacuum.
Q: what's the difference between government bonds & men?
A: government bonds will eventually mature.